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PostSubject: STRESS RELIVERS   Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:54 pm

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
lol!
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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear"

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

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Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Stress Reliever # 7

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

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Stress Reliever # 9

A teacher asked her class for sentences for using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Stress Reliever # 10

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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Stress Reliever # 11

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.



lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: STRESS RELIVERS   Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:58 am

lol!
Aapi all are good but these are the best!
Stress Reliever # 1,
Stress Reliever # 2,
Stress Reliever # 3,
Stress Reliever # 5,
Stress Reliever # 9: lol! "human beans" Very Happy
Stress Reliever # 11....


Stress Reliever # 7: Ye kuch theek se samajh nahi aaya.
well thanx for sharing such great relievers geek

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PostSubject: Re: STRESS RELIVERS   Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:53 am

stress reliver 7 means blind date means wo mulaqat jis mai app nay oppaite party ko dekha na ho
is joke mai bhi wo larki samj kar gaya magar nikla ladka simple bhooly khan............. lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: STRESS RELIVERS   Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:19 pm

ohhh Razz so silly of me Wink

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